Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Flying


Hula hooping impresses people. Something self taught.
Anybody can do it. 

I don't want to impress, I want to astonish.

A circus art that takes training and hard work. So I decided to fly...

Aerial arts day 1



Aerial arts day 4



Every class has an hour on silks, and an hour on trapeeze. 

My first day started with silks. By the time I got to trapeeze my hands and forearms were super cramped.
So I stayed strong and gave it my all.
Swinging off the trapeeze my forearms and hands gave out. Followed by a nice faceplant.
Thank you gymnastics mat for saving me.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

See it to believe it

     While at a local bounce house with Lil Micaela, I refused to come in the ones only for toddlers. 
Told her the rules stated "No Big Micaela's allowed".



      She didn't believe me. 
So she came out, and read the rules herself.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Always wanna grow up




It's not until we've actually grown up that we realize Peter Pan wasn't talking shit...

Friday, February 3, 2017

Bright lights

      The past week I've been keeping my eyes on a particular star in the sky. Bright enough to see clearly through the city lights. Was told I've actually been starring at a sun from a different planet...


      If that's the case, I've been wishing on one hell of a star.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

The 'ole crane game

     

 Summer 2001, family friend vacationing. More than likely visiting Cedar Pointe. A mini arcade included in the corner of our hotel's lobby. The crane game caught our attention (my buddy and I, shown above). The crane game was our shit. Of course we won. Then it gyped us. The crane pulled a "drop right in front of drop box" bullshit.

      This was unacceptable.

      Verified our arms and hands couldn't reach, even with anything as a prop (which usually worked for us). So we shook it. I don't even remember if we got our prize, because red alarms everywhere started going off. They had to evacuate the hotel.


      All for a shit quality plush toy. 
      Kids...

Sunday, January 15, 2017

The snapchat epidemic

      I'm a tad out of date with the whole snapchat thing. Bitches be wearing cartoon flowers in there hair. Every Facebook profile pic.
      Seriously, go check
So long duck face, hello animated accessories.

Here's my experience


The infamous flower hair
Aside my lil cuz, who ranked #1 in choir! 

I now rep the unrealistic cute deer


My friend and I did an interesting experiment...

We swapped faces.
WHAAA!? 
I look incredibly real...

Can't lie, I'm impressed.