Thursday, June 14, 2018

Nifty finds of all kinds

To start off the day
Dead dandelion wishes. One of my favorites to introduce to children. You must not say the wish out loud! Won't come true. Though curious of little Timmy's wish, I'd be more concerned if he heard mine. 
Click here to find on Etsy
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Involved, or previously involved with dance/gymnastics based athletics?
You know damn well you've made the fatal mistake of not pointing your toes. Here's the perfect way to remind yourself. Fellow classmates may even thank you.
Get 10% off with coupon code FRIENDS10
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Pack up the tea gear, some crumpets and don't forget to wear a hat before heading to the park. Find a nice shady spot under a tree and enjoy your tea party on a magic carpet. 
Size ranges up to about 13in x 17in
Click here  to check out a magic carpet dress

Once upon a time I purchased a to-do list from this shop literally monthly. Specifically one designed with a graphic of an octopus reading a book while drinking coffee. My brains like that it has two fill in bubbles. 
"done" for completed tasks, and "do later" for the shit you procrastinate.
Bulk up and get 10% off purchases $99+ with cupon code 10ON99JUNE
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This one reminded me of my sister. You know we all love those ridiculous little nick nacks. Find a variety of celebrities to display with these casual candle holders. The artists distinct cartoon portrait styles  her Missy Elliot and Dolly Parton holders too.
Get any 4 candles for $30 with coupon code GOLDENGIRLS

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Father's Day GIVEAWAY

Came across a punny little shop o' cards, ilootpaperie, where I got this year's Faja card.
Might throw in a bottle of coke and some pop rocks. 

Haven't had time to get a gift yet, procrastinate?
Use the "We dont do gifts" thing?
Maybe even just now realized it's almost Father's Day?

Enter the 
Ohh shit it's almost Father's Day Giveaway!
Winner will receive a 5in x 3in card from ilootpaperie's Father's Day card collection.
shown above

Winner will be chosen Wednesday the 13th
To assure you receive on time, reply to email with your mailing address ASAP. 

Monday, June 4, 2018


"Come, follow me...I will send you out to fish for people".
Matthew 4:19

Belle Isle Nature Walk 

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Words for Wednesday, but on Thursday

Every psychiatric hospital has that one patient. Doped up on Heldol talking to people invisible to the ordinary eye. Many see the invisible...but there's always that particular "one".

This one, an old lady. Who's always had those people. Alzheimer's had recently started to develop, to top off the cake.

One day someone decided to ask what her voices say to her.

which is always a huge no no to jump into with someone that confused, 
I've learned too many times

She replied though.
Not angry, but still upset.
Said she couldn't remember what the voices say lately, and hasn't been so lonely in her life.

She's so off the rocker, she misses her previous inner crazy.
Depressing enough to give my stomach moth flutters.

Topic inspired by Elephant's Child 

Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Static trapeze

Static Trapeze

Something I've struggled most explaining
when it comes to aerial arts
Mainly due to it being hard to picture in your head.

For example...

When I say flying trapeze, you've already created an image in your head
(am I wrong?)

Think more posing and less swaying.
Little to no movememt of the bar or ropes.

This is where I ramble about the video, explain
 what the pose I did. expected, I don't even recall the name.

But it's cool.

Because the mystery,
of what to expect happens after it all... exactly why I'll 
 Love me some trapeze.

Saturday, April 7, 2018

What's so bad down the rabbit hole

It can't be that bad down the rabbit hole...

Average rabbit, a skittish creature
Twitching away each second 
until a sudden sound
or movement
sends it scampering for the bushes. 

Why the bushes, sir.hare?
What's so bad down the rabbit hole?...

Curiosity killthe cat

Thursday, April 5, 2018

Where to find ridiculous crap we need

I adore browsing fellow bloggers "favorites" posts. What I don't adore....having to hunt on my own trying to find where to purchase similar items. Here's some of those "I personally feel everyone should love this" stuff....and where to actually buy!

Cheeseburger couch throw set
Who needs a cheeseburger couch, when you can decorate you couch in cheeseburger? Cheeseburger pillow and throw blanket bundle? Yes, please. This exact bundle of joy is no longer available on Etsy read more here
Snag some cotton food and click here to rock a loaf of bread instead

Burrito roll up utensil organizer
Things like this motivate us to organize. Who honestly wouldn't want this? I'd honestly spend money on this. When clean becomes cute....ohh a whole new game is at play.
You can find yourself a burrito organizer here

Cat skeleton wax candle

Burns the kitty from the inside out. 
Bahahahaa. Curious as to the time length of these. Maybe come in scents? 
Grab one at PyroPets or click here

Constellation Pendant

Deep down I believe everybody gets a comfort from zodiac, or at least the stars when they shine brightest.
Find your constellation pendant here

Unicorn head wallmount
Love the colors, however think a more taxidermy look would be far better. Creepy? Not some mystical BS. ...just a cut off stuffed unicorn head. 
Find one like this here

There's far more ridiculous stuff I feel are necessities. Feel free to share some crazy finds of yours!