Friday, December 6, 2013

Rights of the Wicked Witch of the West


The Wizard of Oz. Let's take a look from the West side.


You hear your sister died, a house had landed on her. Obviously one would arrive in a rage of fire. The only thing left of her is her Ruby shoes (or Silver, like in the novel). As you go to take them, they vanish from your grasp as your sisters legs shrivel up. 

You turn around - only to view them placed on the girl who murdered her. As an immediate family member, you should inherit the valuable shoes. Why is this wench who just killed your friggen sister wearing your friggen sisters last possession?! I'd get her and her damn dog too. 

You try your hardest to get only what is naturally yours. Politely ask for the murderer to surrender, send flying monkeys for crying out loud as a last resort. Only to be killed by the same wench that killed your sister.
All she wanted was her damn shoes... 

Really expresses the way girls act when it comes to shoes.

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    1. Haha, thanks!
      I was listening to Demonds & wizards "Wicked Witch" and immediately had a "gotta blog about this" moment.

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  2. Great post! And very true! Perhaps the Wicked Witch wasn't so wicked after all. I found you through the Let's be Friends Blog Hop :)

    Annabel
    annabelandalice.com

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    1. That's what I've been pondering the thought of, haha.
      However, I guess looking more into it she is...

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