Don't get me wrong, I love giveaways! However, I hate having to like you, your mother's, your sister's, your uncle's, and 032948230 other fellow friends instagram, pinterest, facebook page, etc...It's ridiculous! I use Rafflecopter myself, but I don't spam the fucking thing. You better hope I win that $500 shopping spree for filling out what takes longer than a form from a first visit to a new doctors office.
Comments irrelevant to the post
"Lovely blog! I hope you can check mine out too *insert link here*". Uhm, I could have posted about how I was just attacked by a bear and you wouldn't know because you didn't read it. Then you're going to ask me to follow you? HA! How more disrespectful can you get? I only enjoy followers who enjoy my content anyways.
Blog hop co-hosts
I'd understand if you had 2 hosts and a co-host, but 2 hosts and 15 co-hosts is just plain annoying. I actually will be that douche bag in this case who just links up and peaces out. I'm not going to go follow your 15 co-hosts via GFC and bloglovin, instagram, pinterest, and like their facebok pages. It doesn't even promote a single person and is just a huge mess. Blog hops like these are straight up confusing, and half the time I don't even understand what I'm supposed to link up because of the amount of space taken up for your 15 fucking co-hosts.
Long as shit posts
Unless you're doing an interview, you don't need a long ass post. Cut your explanation of a day full of laundry and pilates short. I don't want to read three paragraphs about you working out, then another 4 about your dinner, and topping it off with 6 more that I never even care to read because of how boring the post is to begin with.
Over emphasizing your children
I follow many blogs, including ones who are mothers. If you're a "mommy blogger", I don't want to hear about your kids new Hello Kitty outfit from Target with 2930847 pictures included. Yeah, we get it - the kids fucking cute. Now shut the hell up. My kids will be 10x cuter anyways.
God this felt good to write.
What pisses you off when it comes to blogging?