Later on while driving with my friend Hope, I tell her about my awesome stress ball. "I have some awesome stress balls" she said as she reached into her glove box grabbing a blubbery thing. I look at it and assume it's a brain in the shape of a heart. Then realize it's a ball sack. At a red light I smushed them against the window while a man was starring at us. He rolled down his window and yelled "Where's the rest of 'em?!". Hope rolled down hers replying "I castrated my boyfriend."
It was perfect.