Thursday, May 1, 2014

My stress ball is cooler than yours

      Yesterday while at the bank it was "national PNC day" or some shit, because they had free toys and food. I grabbed a stress ball and a bunch of other goodies. The lady even grabbed me some sunglasses since they were all out before I left, which they kept in the safe. Yeah - she unlocked the safe to get me a pair of shades.

      Later on while driving with my friend Hope, I tell her about my awesome stress ball. "I have some awesome stress balls" she said as she reached into her glove box grabbing a blubbery thing. I look at it and assume it's a brain in the shape of a heart. Then realize it's a ball sack. At a red light I smushed them against the window while a man was starring at us. He rolled down his window and yelled "Where's the rest of 'em?!". Hope rolled down hers replying "I castrated my boyfriend."

It was perfect.  


  1. Priceless.

    I need a stress ball now. Preferably a pink one :p

    1. Haha, they have cupcake ones at a dollar store nearby. ^_^

  2. Hahahaha...I need one now, that was funny!! x

  3. Yes indeed! I only have two. A house and apple.