So how'd summer camp go today?
"I don't have to go potty"
I keep three books in the bathroom for her to read. Fuq that iPad. One is about sitting the hell down and trying to piss before leaving the house.
The other I scooped up is about how fantastic panties are. A page contains the days of the week on each pair. I sing it in the rhythm of the Happy Days theme song. While overhearing her reading on the shitter, she sings it too.
Lastly, the nitorious Everyone Poops.
In about a week this kid, very persistent to avoid big girl shit, is just about potty trained.